In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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