Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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