Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
