i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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