Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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