Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
this just has baby written all over it
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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