Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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