If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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