Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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