im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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