So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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