And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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