and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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