I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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I'm too high and old for this...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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