Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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