Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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