i barfeds in our rink
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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