Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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