If that was your dad, he is hot
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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