I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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