I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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