Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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