hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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