Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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