He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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