make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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