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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?

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• (714): View more from California

  we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?

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  how could i say no?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  ...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"

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• (718): View more from New York

  This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.

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