Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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