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I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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