guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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