Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i drank out of a bidet.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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