I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i black out too much to be "responsible"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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