Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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