Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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