i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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