office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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