Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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