How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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