It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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