when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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