he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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