I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize