Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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