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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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