can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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