yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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