omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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