would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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