i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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