Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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