i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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