Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
