Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize