Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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