Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
A+ Viking dick
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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