He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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